we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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