"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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