and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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