ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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