a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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