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(563): View more from Iowa

that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.

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(804): View more from Virginia

It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand

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(240): View more from Maryland

We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game

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(630): View more from Illinois

Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?

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(972): View more from Texas

They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.

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(607): View more from New York

We can grow old together and our livers can fail together

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(303): View more from Colorado

There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.

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(818): View more from California

I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.

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