I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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