PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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