they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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