he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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