Tell her she can't have a vagina
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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