So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
she woke up with a sticky ear
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize