u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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