I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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