lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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