We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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