it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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