so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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