Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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