We should be called the Road Head Warriors
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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