We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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