talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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