if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
