I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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