Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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