between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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