PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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