I'm really into asian looking animals
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Holy shit dude........stairs
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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