I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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