I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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