seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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