Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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