IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We have started to decorate penises.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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