I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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