Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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