Your face is a jimmy john
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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