Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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