so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Never underestimate the power of titties
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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