just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
is it fun? or sober?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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