yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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