sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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