Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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