i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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