she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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