i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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