Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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