You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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