I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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