Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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