So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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