Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I wish I could teleport
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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