He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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