Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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