porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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