better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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